Joke Forum?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by nwrednk, Sep 11, 2010.

  1. Capacitor

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    As Pinocchio, Snow White & Superman walk through town, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world"
    "I am entering," said Snow White.
    After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?"

    "First Place," said Snow White.

    They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

    "I'm entering," says Superman.

    After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

    "First Place" answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

    They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?

    Pinocchio says "This is mine."

    Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.

    "What happened?" they asked

    "Who in the world is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.
     

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    Dave, the last couple of memes should NOT be in the jokes. :)
     
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  14. Mister Dave

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    No, they weren't meant to be funny. Ironic perhaps. It happens sometimes under special circumstances.
     
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