Joke Forum?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by nwrednk, Sep 11, 2010.

  1. Maser

    Maser Well-Known Member

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  3. W.T. Sherman

    W.T. Sherman Well-Known Member

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    George Carlin tells it like it is, as he always did.

    WARNING, WARNING, WARNING:
    FOR THOSE SNOWFLAKES WITH TENDER EARS AND "FEELINGS" AND ARE SHOCK BY WHAT HE SAYS AND THE "BAD LANGUAGE" HE USES

    DO NOT!!! DO NOT!!! CLICK ON THE VIDEO, JUST GO ONTO THE NEXT POST

    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED


     
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  4. TankTop

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  5. W.T. Sherman

    W.T. Sherman Well-Known Member

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    OK WINDS OF CHANGE, this one is for you, it pokes fun at men
    enjoy
    [​IMG]

     
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  6. Maser

    Maser Well-Known Member

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    I will never pass up the opportunity to laugh at fat people jokes! :D
     
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  7. formerCav

    formerCav Well-Known Member

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    so are you going to tell a few or not? This is the joke section!
     
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  8. Maser

    Maser Well-Known Member

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  9. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member Admin Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    No they aren’t. Who would feed them? Or do you think they’d just eat you?
     
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  10. Rentacop

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    First they called for " social distancing ". Then they called it " physical distancing " so people would understand .

    How about changing it to " segregation " ? LOL
     
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    I for one would like to thank the moderators for leaving this page up and running. To keep up our spirits and keeping some of us laughing in this time.
     
  13. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member Admin Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    Well, I have been practicing social distancing, and folks have cooperated very nicely. Have not had to say a word, and folks keep their distance in a polite, respectful manner.

    Also I found a product I had been missing since I left Colorado. The stores here don't carry it, but I found where I could order a half dozen cans at a time on-line, have them delivered to the door.

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    Have really enjoyed the 2 bean variety. Think I ate 3 cans yesterday...….
     
  14. zman

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    So that’s where that strange cloud came from
     
  15. ellis36

    ellis36 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Might be the chili talking! :D

    ellis
     
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  16. Mongo

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    Hey Winds, l haven't seen any posts by Balota lately. Did you ban him again? l couldn't resist asking.
     
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  17. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member Admin Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    No but he’s been very busy with work. He’s working from home now and from listening to his side of the phone conversations, I understand a lot better what BS he has do deal with every day. And because he’s working off our WiFi and not hard wired like at work, what took him a minute at work takes him 30 here So he’s working later and sometimes weekends.
     
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  18. W.T. Sherman

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    thought some of you youngsters might like this,
    I watched this TV show when I was a kid, and no it wasn't a re-run or "retro" when I watched it:D

    this is the opening and closing credit with the theme music to CAR 54 WHERE ARE YOU?

    reason it's 8 minutes long is because there are different gags in the car with Joe E. Ross and Fred Gwynne.

    Gwynne and Al Lewis who was also in the show went on to be in the MUNSTERS when CAR 54 was cancelled

    enjoy:D

     
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  19. W.T. Sherman

    W.T. Sherman Well-Known Member

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    another blast from my past, a catchy tune from a PSA about seat belts, :D

     
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