Joke Forum?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by nwrednk, Sep 11, 2010.

  1. Sniper03

    Sniper03 Supporting Member Supporter

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    Two Illegals from South America are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Eees bacon, I theeeenk."

    "Si, Luis, eeet sure smells like bacon. "

    With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

    There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

    "Pepe, Pepe, we eeees saved. Eees a bacon tree."

    "Luis, maybe eees a meerage? We eeees in the desert don't forget."

    "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...eeees no meerage, eeees a bacon tree."

    And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

    "Pepe... Go back man, you was right, eeees not a bacon tree!"

    "Luis, Luis MI amigo... What eeees it? "

    "Pepe.. Eees not a bacon tree. Eeees

    Eeees

    Eeees

    Eeees

    Eeees a "HAM BUSH"...."!:p

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  2. Cinderocka1989

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    I thought this was a joke. Then I found out he was serious and that makes it even more funny.
     

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  4. F4U

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    sheepdawg just ignore the troll, he offers nothing to the discussion, just economic semantics and insults.
     
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