Joke Forum?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by nwrednk, Sep 11, 2010.

  1. W.T. Sherman

    W.T. Sherman Well-Known Member

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    HOME SCHOOLING DURING THE COVID-19 GOING WELL!;)

    One Teacher Fired for Drinking on the job.....and having sex with her student

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  2. SRK97

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  3. Rentacop

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    Elizabeth Warren nailed Michael Bloomberg for calling a woman a " horse-faced lesbian " .
    Imagine being called a " horse face " by a horse's azz.
     
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  4. Mister Dave

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  5. tomon

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    I guess I'm going to have to start doing all the odd home projects my wife has been amassing over the Winter! I can't go to the range, they're all closed, and can't take my wife out to eat, they're all closed. The local Library is now closed until the 29th! If I need any pieces/parts for the projects, will the stores be open?
     
  6. W.T. Sherman

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    so you'll be cooped up with the wife for possibly a month, my condolences *crossing myself*:(

    here is the best advice I can give you


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  7. Sniper03

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    Yes I have taken some time off from traveling teaching the LE Schools. Due to the panic of what they call social distancing. A lot of agencies are cancelling schools for LE at the present in an attempt to slow down COV19.
    So as Tomom stated. It is going to give me some extra time to get some things done around home. Here is my to do list:
    1. Waterproof Stain my Shooting Bench down at my little shooting area
    2. Waterproof Stain my New Target Stand I just made for the Range
    3. Paint the walk in Basement Screen Door
    4. Clean the Office
    5. Organize stored documents in storage racks
    6. Charge all the Batteries on vehicles and implements & Bass Boat in Storage Barn
    7. Straiten up the Home Garage
    8. Take care of my Baby! Put a coat of Wax on Her and for pleasure, take my 1988 Pontiac Trans Am for a cruise which I have been planning for over a month or so. As we all know setting for prolonged periods is one of the worst things on a vehicle in storage.
    9. And of course some Honey Do List projects!:rolleyes:
    Gosh! When did I ever have time to travel and teach?;) H*** I must have a months worth of work to catch up on!:eek:
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  8. TimKS

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    Sniper, it looks like your headlight covers need to be adjusted just a bit. :eek:
     
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  9. Mister Dave

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