IT's SO HOT...HOW HOT IS IT???...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by LONGHAIR, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. LONGHAIR

    LONGHAIR New Member

    2,555
    4
    0
    IT'S SO HOT...The weather is 102 and hazy..kind of like John McCain.......IT'S SO HOT...I saw two tree's fighting over a dog.....IT'S SO HOT...Today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg....IT'S SO HOT...In Palm Springs the Betty Ford center,said screw it..open the bar...drinks for everybody....IT'S SO HOT...Cows are giving Evaporated Milk....................That's all I can think if...Anybody got anything better..????..............................:D:p:):D
     
  2. Car54

    Car54 New Member

    2,103
    0
    0
    Never thought I'd say this, but to all of you who live outside of Florida, c'mon down and cool off.:cool:
     

  3. fireguy

    fireguy New Member

    1,853
    0
    0
    It was 106 in the shade at work when I left at 5:15 this afternoon.
     
  4. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

    21,833
    2
    0
    It's so hot Bill Clinton got a slurpee and then went to 7/11.
     
  5. Car54

    Car54 New Member

    2,103
    0
    0
    Any of that going to be tested for DNA?
     
  6. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

    21,833
    2
    0
    It's so hot and dry that when i caught a channel cat the other night it had two ticks on it.
     
  7. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

    21,833
    2
    0
    "Its soooo hot...." How hot is it?
     

    Attached Files:

  8. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

    21,833
    2
    0
    It's so hot that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
     
  9. jca1

    jca1 New Member

    1,405
    0
    0
    It's so hot my farts feel like air conditioning
     
    Last edited: Jul 21, 2011
  10. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

    21,833
    2
    0
    Calista Flockhart was spotted eating some ice cream.
     
  11. LONGHAIR

    LONGHAIR New Member

    2,555
    4
    0
    IT'S SO HOT...The Squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders....
     
  12. LONGHAIR

    LONGHAIR New Member

    2,555
    4
    0
    Satan decided to take the day-off......Dennis Rodman went-out without a bra.....
     
  13. dnthmn2004

    dnthmn2004 New Member

    3,287
    0
    0
    Its hotter than a Hot Pocket right out of the microwave.
     
  14. g17frantz

    g17frantz New Member

    1,361
    0
    0
    Its more hot outside then when a Catholic Priest gets hot watching an alter boy bend over