Indications Your employer Offers National Health Care

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  1. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO THE PROPOSED NATIONAL HEALTH CARE PLAN:

    (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

    (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

    (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

    (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Sal's Roto-Rooter Service.

    (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

    (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you donated to Goodwill last month.

    (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error.

    (3) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."

    (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE PROPOSED NATIONAL HEALTH CARE PLAN:

    (1) You ask for Viagra...and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
     
  2. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    That's some funny stuff right there, EVEN!!
     

  3. Chris@fidelisarms

    Chris@fidelisarms New Member

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    "" (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you donated to Goodwill last month. ""

    lol wow, I about cried laughing at that one.
     
  4. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    All this time and I never knew I was addicted to Prozac. :D

    Funny stuff.
     
  5. ChuckD

    ChuckD New Member

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    Well done IGETEVEN. Well done.