In pharmacology all drugs have two names

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Chester, Mar 18, 2009.

  1. Chester

    Chester New Member

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    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name ofParacetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
     
  2. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    I don't know which is funnier your avatar or your post.
     

  3. AsmelEduardo

    AsmelEduardo New Member

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    LOL:D "MOUNT & DO"



    The generic name of the Viagra is Sildenafil.... and was a high blood pressure pill, like many drugs was accidentaly discovered of having that "collateral efect"...:D
     
  4. WDB

    WDB New Member

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    That was truly "Up lifting" thanks for the chuckle.
     
  5. chopkick

    chopkick New Member

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    +2 chester. The whole post from avitar to article is freakin' classic.
     
  6. chopkick

    chopkick New Member

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    +2 chester. The whole post from avatar to article is freakin' classic.
     
  7. Chester

    Chester New Member

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    Thanks Guys, We all need a laugh sometimes.
     
  8. dragunovsks

    dragunovsks New Member

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    That was great, my wife even liked that one.:)

    I thought the thought of the day was good too.:D
     
  9. hunter Joe

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    Yeah, I got to take half of one of those Viagra every morning so I don't pee on my shoes. It hard to get old.