Like typical old people sitting around watching the news on TV tonight...my wife and I watched a story about a local couple who's house caught fire and sadly they lost nearly everything. My wife of forever said "at least they got out alive." She then asked me if I'd get her out of the house if we had a fire like that. I grinned and said "If I have enough energy to get back in and get you after I drag my gun safe out...(laughing). ...guess who made his own dinner tonight. Epic failure joke. 70 plus years old and still stupid.