In DEEP DO-DO

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by KimberFan, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. KimberFan

    KimberFan New Member

    350
    0
    0
    Like typical old people sitting around watching the news on TV tonight...my wife and I watched a story about a local couple who's house caught fire and sadly they lost nearly everything. My wife of forever said "at least they got out alive." She then asked me if I'd get her out of the house if we had a fire like that. I grinned and said "If I have enough energy to get back in and get you after I drag my gun safe out...(laughing).

    ...guess who made his own dinner tonight. Epic failure joke. 70 plus years old and still stupid. :p
     
  2. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

    12,312
    1,629
    113
    Leave foot prints please , I am soon to follow.:)

    Just tell her to help you drag out the safe then all is well..!:D
     

  3. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

    7
    2
    0
    part of the reason i know how to cook! just in case i give my wife a dumb answer like yours!:eek:
     
  4. MoreAltitude

    MoreAltitude New Member

    456
    0
    0
    Well a man's got to have his priorities :)

    I had a somewhat similar story as of late but my wife used a different tactic. We were having a somewhat heated debate about something the kids wanted and I joking said that she "might be the craziest person I know", to which her only reply was "challenge accepted". :-(
     
  5. Marlinman

    Marlinman New Member

    11,010
    0
    0
    Hey at least your life wont be boring;)

    OP id have said if you grab an end of the gunsafe you wouldn't have to worry about that problem;)
     
  6. WebleyFosbery38

    WebleyFosbery38 New Member

    7,510
    2
    0
    I feel for you KF, My PC (political correct) Valve is also defective. Cant stop my mouth from saying the things my brain is thinking especially in my own home! Ive learned to regulate it at work (Thanks to the US Army years ago) but for some reason, when Im sitting on my own couch, my mouth thinks it can just say whatever it wants! Luckily, my wifes learned to keep her thick skin handy at all times and I know how to grab food from the cupboards so even when my mouth gets uppity, I dont go hungry!

    Actually, it usually only makes for a quiet night and sometimes if my PC valve really Phucks up, extended silence for a couple days which isnt always that horrible!