Impatiently waiting.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by txpossum, Jun 8, 2013.

  1. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    You know, this zombie apocolypse this better hurry up and get here, or otherwise I'm gonna be too old to enjoy it.

    I've already decided that the whole "bug out" situation is not for me -- if I tried to survive by running around the woods trying to get by on only what I could carry, I'd be dead of starvation or exhaustion within a week. Mebbe there was a time that I was enough of a hoss to pull that off, but, while I am not quite a flacid blob of goo, the combined aspects of age, cigars, and sitting too much in front of this 'puter have sorta softened me up.

    So the new plan in to sit on my porch with one of my bottles of water, munching on some freeze-dried food, and snipe 'em off. Head shot; eat a doughnut; head shot; get some coffee; etc. -- you get the idea. Mebbe have a buddy over -- "hey john, you 'member that time" BLAM! "that you and I " BLAM! "poured that honey all over . . " BLAM! -- once more, you get the idea.

    But I'm starting to feel a little silly sitting here with all my zombie killing equipment, and not one damn zombie in sight. I dunno, mebbe if they DO eat brains, they figure the pickin's are a little slim around my house, but hell, one one think I at least would be tempting as a snack.

    I'm not getting any younger. Eyesight's going, hearings going, blood pressure is high . . . and I'm starting to develop that old grit "I've got boots older than you" attitude. Bring on the damn zombies already.

    Hell, at this point I'd settle for flying monkeys.
     
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  2. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    LMAO!!! that's funny!:D
     

  3. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

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    I agree, $#!+ or GET OFF THE POT.

    The EOTW has been predicted since

    I could read and write, I've been

    waiting 50 years.


    I had heard the last batch of brain eating zombies

    invaded Washington D.C., and they all starved to death...
     
  4. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    Thank you!

    I'm with you on the bugging in. I want my coffee and donuts too and have stocked up on both!
     
  5. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    It's hard to enjoy a good apocolypse without coffee and doughnuts.
     
  6. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    When I used to read TEOTWAWKI situations, I would picture myself as the action hero, bravely overcoming multiple hardships. Now I'm the wiley old coot that dispenses the advice to the young idiot from the comfort of his bunker.
     
  7. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    coffee and doughnuts during the morning hours. sweet tea and roast beef sandwich for lunch and a good bourbon while using night vision to get the nighttime stragglers!
     
  8. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    Sounds good, except I like unsweetened tea.
     
  9. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    i can drink either one. as long as they are served on ice!:D
     
  10. therewolf

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    Well, I hate to be the harbinger of

    bad news, but IMO, like MG said in

    "Return From Thunderdome",

    "We're going to live here, for

    a long time, and be thankful."

    Aint no "poccyclipse" coming, kiddies.

    Sorry.

    But like the Outlaw Josey Wales said-

    "Dying ain't much of a living."

    Looks to me like we'll just all have to

    live long, and prosper. . .

    . . . seems the more unsweetened tea I drink,

    the less I like the Kool-Aid. Now, do you leave yours on the windowsill?

    I throw in two bags, and leave it in the fridge.
     
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  11. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    but i was looking forward to shooting zombies!:mad:

    spoilsport!
     
  12. yazul42

    yazul42 Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Yes, I agree,,, Y2K, was a bust,,, no Mayan calendar end days horrors, and no Zombie apocalypse,,, Hell,, no one wants to have fun anymore, maybe someone will come up with some other cataclysm so we can try to look forward to something,, now it's just going to work.
     
  13. Gizord1

    Gizord1 New Member

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    Lets start a rumor that an underground group of brainwashing radicals will attack with their puppet army. Lets see how many people go crazy and hide in their shelters.
    I'm kinda serious.
     
  14. yazul42

    yazul42 Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    If we take our time, use some historical events, extrapolate on mediocre events, we should be able to come up with a very nice scenario for chaos and destruction that we could all enjoy.
     
  15. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    I love the idea.
     
  16. yazul42

    yazul42 Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Perhaps I can find something in like some old Babylonian or Sumerian texts that describes an ancient terror or mythical creature that may have been taken seriously by a modern government, looking for a supreme war weapon or super soldier if you will,, the possibilities are all over the place, a fun way to spend a rainy afternoon,,, this can be done.
     
  17. pawjr74

    pawjr74 New Member

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    Just a thought but how do we know bullets will kill a Zombie? Aren't they already dead? :)
     
  18. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    Everyone knows you have to destroy the brain or brain stem. Havn't you seen the appropriate training films?
     
  19. pawjr74

    pawjr74 New Member

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    Doh, I guess I'm out of the loop! It would be awkward unloading a 30 round mag and having the zombie still coming because of poor shot placement. LOL :p
     
  20. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    And if you want to save ammo, you can always order these little jewels from the company called Zombie Tools:

    http://zombietools.net/