I'm the bearer of good news!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by AusLach, May 21, 2011.

  1. AusLach

    AusLach New Member

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    Well guys, it is now well past 1800hrs on the 21st day of May 2011 and I can categorically say, without a doubt, that the world as we know it is not ending :D

    Rejoice with hard liquor and women of easy virtue! :p














    *Apologies to both non-drinkers and all heterosexual women who may read this, please substitute remedy of choice ;)
     
  2. dnthmn2004

    dnthmn2004 New Member

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    Thanks for the good news! :D

    I was planning on tender loin, asparagus and twice baked potatoes with some good wine with my parents tonight anyways.
     

  3. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    You mean there is a world outside? I don't believe you I will have to take a look sometimes today
     
  4. Cory2

    Cory2 New Member

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    Yay lol. Although, technically according to the crazies, only the "rapture" was supposed to happen today. The actual "end of the world", according to the people who believe this, happens on october 21st or somewhere around there... So we will be hearin all about this stuff again soon i suspect.

    "Like a thief in the night."
     
  5. fireguy

    fireguy New Member

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    Thanks for the update, Aus. I can tell my wife that she can now have her birthday. I gotta go out to get a card or somfin RIGHT NOW!
     
  6. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    Dang, that means I have to go to work today. (And figure out how to pay for maxed out credit cards.)
     
  7. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Aus, that just means the world is going to split in half and only your half will remain. Its only 0900 here.
     
  8. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    Now I gotta go fish all my guns outta the ocean. :(
     
  9. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Now my granddaughter can actually have her 5th birthday tomorrow......even though the party is today.

    I'm glad you warned me, Aussie, as I was also going to do all kinds of illegal things today because what they heck....are they going to arrest me? The world is going to end in a few hours.
     
  10. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    Name ten!!
     
  11. AusLach

    AusLach New Member

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    Lol go ahead anyway, you'll be able to talk your way out of any trouble you get into!! :p

    Have a great time at the party and wish the little one a happy birthday
     
  12. ScottA

    ScottA FAA licensed bugsmasher Lifetime Supporter

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    Sorry Aus, but I'm going to have to call you on a technicality. We have until midnite tonite, American Samoa time, before we can rest easy. So put down the girl and step away from the bottle.
     
  13. AusLach

    AusLach New Member

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    Never! :p:D

    Well at least I can rest easy, let my know how you guys go in a couple of hours then :cool:
     
  14. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    1.) Shoot my gun in the back yard........I live in the city limits.

    2.) Joy ride in someone else's awesome vehicle that I will never be able to afford to own.

    3.) Steal and drive a BobCat that has tracks instead of wheels.

    4.) Go to an expensive restaurant, order the most expensive item and leave without paying.

    5.) Walk into a store and leave with a cartful of items I never paid for.

    6.) Shoot all the watermelons inside the local WalMart.

    7.) Buy my granddaughter a pony and put it in the backyard of her duplex.

    8.) Bust into the White House and tell Obama it's all his fault.

    9.) Fly a helicopter out to where Lon lives..........

    10.) Challenge him to a duel for always calling me out like this.

    (You know I luv ya, Lon.)
     
  15. General_lee

    General_lee New Member

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    Hehe BobCat's are fun as hell, you can pop wheelies with the ones with wheels:D

    Oh BTW I'm still here:p
     
  16. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    Well played, my dear.....well played.
     
  17. ScottA

    ScottA FAA licensed bugsmasher Lifetime Supporter

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    Just remember to play dirty.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyFdjWd5gQ4]YouTube - ‪***[Kurt Russell - Escape From L.A]*** (1996) The Duel‬‏[/ame]
     
  18. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Indeed, always. :cool:
     
  19. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I'm saving the 'playing dirty' when I get to meet some of the awesome men here on FTF.

















    Just kidding!!