If you marry an irish girl

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  1. Vincine

    Vincine New Member

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    IF YOU MARRY AN IRISH GIRL

    The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day,

    he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from Poland. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day,

    he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from Ireland. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day,

    some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees......
     
  2. kfox75

    kfox75 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    LMAO! I'll have to tell my wife that one when she wakes up.

    That reminds me, I have to vacume and do the laundry tomorow.
     

  3. unclebear

    unclebear New Member

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    That's pretty good lmfao! With some of my family they'd be lucky to be able to walk out of the house lmfao
     
  4. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    That right there is why I married a farm girl!!:)
     
  5. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I did.........Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek , duck and cover..! :eek:Top of O mornin , (KERSPLAT)..............! Auuuh..! Ever been "Thrashed by the ole "Sham-rock-Boots"..? :confused:
     
  6. nitestalker

    nitestalker New Member

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    You think that fellow made a mistake in marriage? What about the poor idiot that married Diane Finestien ? :eek:
     
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  9. willshoum

    willshoum New Member

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    Till death do us part........

    This is what I was told, bout grand ma and paw...... My grand parents came over from France, bought property in terrebonne parrish....my then newly wed grand mother could not stand the heat and the skitters, she decides to go back to france, grand paw reclaimed his wife at the dock, they raised 16 children, and lived happily ever after.....Of course it all depends which one you ask.......I never new them, they died of old age and hard work........................