If the Miners in Chile had been Rednecks.....

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by c3shooter, Oct 20, 2010.

  1. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    For our friends from abroad- a Redneck is a "good ole country boy", typically a blue collar self reliant outdoorsman- usually from the South, and usually in trouble of some sort.

    If the miners had been Rednecks-

    They would have been rescued by their cousins using 4WD vehicles and a tow strap

    They would have asked for emergency supplies of Red Man and beef jerky

    They would have dug themselves out after being told they would miss deer season

    The rescue car would have had a gun rack on it

    There would now be 3 country & western songs about it

    The news media would have had a nervous breakdown, since all of the trapped miners were known as "Bubba"

    Two would have refused to come up because of outstanding warrants

    One would have stayed, since the mine shaft has more room than the doublewide.

    Anybody else care to add some?
     
  2. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    The rescue would have been sponsored by Budweiser.
     

  3. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Somebody's first hug would've been for their favorite coon hound.
     
  4. IGETEVEN

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    Sponsored by our friends at Beechnut, makers of the finest smokeless chewing tobacco products in the world.

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    And, by the sponsors of NASCAR. The most fun and excitement you can have sitting down! :D

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  5. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    IT would have all started with.

    "Hey bubba, hold my beer and watch this."
     
  6. Dillinger

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    It wouldn't have taken so long to get them out and anyone with a projection of "Christmas" for their safe return probably would have been run out of town on a rail for being a Yank-Eee! :)
     
  7. Reinhard

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    the miners where very lucky that Bill Mc Kinney was not among them:D SQUEEL PIGGY SQUEEL
     
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  8. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    That last picture really kind of grossed me out. Sorry to all you hairy men.
    Don't let Orangello see that picture. He'd think it's a bear and shoot!!
     
  9. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Poor, Poor Warren Beatty. :p
     
  10. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Fixed it.

    They could have given them enough beer that they would have built a beer can pyramid and climed out.

    If one of them had said, "Eff it. I'm stayin'" they all would have stayed.
     
  11. c3shooter

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    For anyone that thinks the fan of Dale w/ the number 3 shaved on his back is a photoshop- they do not know NASCAR fans. This is a photo I took of the gent sitting just ahead of us at the Truck races in Martinsville last year-
    first truck para 028.jpg
     
  12. Highpower

    Highpower New Member

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    In some circles, that IS considered a bear. :rolleyes:

    I won't mention any names....
     
  13. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That was Ned Beatty. I think Warren would have enjoyed it back in the day.
     
  14. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    I know it was Ned Beatty, that was the reason for the smiley face with the tongue sticking out. Warren was always just an uptight poof, Ned was just an "okay, I'll do it if I get the part" type. :cool:

    Oh well, it was funny to me. :D
     
  15. gorknoids

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    If the Chilean miners had been Rednecks, the first communications would have been primarily requests for someone, ANYONE, to go check a buttload of trot-lines. And replace any missing bait/hooks.
     
  16. Jpyle

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    If the miners had been rednecks the only media coverage they would have gotten would have been on CMT and Versus, and then only between commercials for Budweiser, NASCAR and Cleatus' Corn Dogs Catfish lures...
     
  17. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    gork,

    Where did you get the mug shot of Gatekeeper? :eek: What did he do?
     
  18. Reinhard

    Reinhard New Member Supporter

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    did his neck say anything to you?
     
  19. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Yes- it says that #24 is his favorite driver! Jeff Gordon.
     
  20. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    I have contacts. (Holding eyes open with my fingers...)