I'm at work this morning and my wife calls in tears and tells me that somebody has graffitied the passenger side of her new car whilst it was parked on our driveway. So I head home and discover the words F**K YOU in large letters across the pristine white bodywork. I then discover that they've hit 2 of the neighbors cars in the same way. I'm praying for them to come back and try it again whilst I'm home. What kind of ******* does that?