So I hear these stupid commercials all day long at work from Bone Fish Grill. There is a man stating different reasons why you should to go bone fish and encouraging people to go. It suddenly hits me, that is what JD sounds like. I can just hear him saying, "any reason, big, small, normal or strange is a good reason to purchase a Nighthawk." or "Celebrate your conversion from the dark side by blowing thru 500 rounds of 45 ACP goodness.