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Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, Apr 6, 2019.
I dare anybody to tell a joke that is funny and not offend , absolutely not offend anybody !
I am offended.
I think honest debate and humor is lost in our society today. People can't seem to discuss differences, they have to argue. Back in the day, a good comedian could make fun of you, and make you laugh about it.
Too much butt hurt these days.
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
And I kind sir am more offended .... (HE , SHE , HIM , HER , TAKE THAT .......!
Funny BUT , ME , being a priest/minister/rabbi am offended .......we don't go to bars , they cater.......
Gosh, I thought it would be the bartenders who were offended.
So, President Trump took the Pope out on his yacht. A sudden gust of wind blew the Pope's hat into the water. The Secret Service was going to jump in the water and swim to retrieve the Pope's hat. Trump stopped them, climbed down the ladder, walked across the water, got the Pope's hat, walked back and handed it to him.
The next day, the headlines read... "Trump Can't Swim!!"
Remember when the Pope was Polish?
Catholic and Polack jokes combined.
A horse walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"
A bacteria walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind"
The bacteria says, "That's OK, I am staph"
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One or two
Challenge accepted....... (sound of crickets)
A former Obama staffer told CNN that his boss floated like a turd.
When I first saw the thread, I noticed "Dango" and the words "I dare you"...... I thought it was gonna be about the stupid things Dango's friends dared him to do when he was younger...... I can only imagine the stories his friends have
Heard this in Little Rock:
Man walks into a bar, with a Parrot on his shoulder.
Bartender says "Where'd you get him?"
Parrot says "I got him over in Pine Bluff; they've got them there by the thousands."
Three strings walk into a bar, the bartender says we don’t serve your kind here. All three walk out and one ties himself into a knot and frays one end and walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him intently and asks aren’t you one of those strings? He replies, “sorry I’m a frayed knot.”
I'm really fighting back the urge to post a really offensive joke.
Youngest son was 3. Wanted to go play in the yard after a spring rain, so I told him "put your boots on." In a couple of minutes, here he is headed for the door- walking funny. I stopped him, looked at his feet. Yep.
"Son, you've got your boots on the wrong feet."
A few minutes later, he is still sitting on the sofa, with a puzzled look. "Son, what's wrong?"
"Daddy- these are the only feet I got....."
Almost all humor is based upon the discomfort of others. We laugh because it isn't happening to us.