How to get to Heaven in Ireland

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  1. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

    I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale
    and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

    'NO!' the children answered.

    'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

    Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

    Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children,
    and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

    Again, they all answered “No!”. I was just bursting with pride for them.

    I continued, “Then how can I get into heaven?”

    A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE FOCKN' DEAD..........
     
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  2. dukech1

    dukech1 New Member

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    Out of the mouths of babies.