How to be politically correct when talking about women

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Chester, Apr 4, 2008.

  1. Chester

    Chester New Member

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    Due to the climate of political correctness now invading America, Alabamaians, Georgians,Kentuckyians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be refered to as HILLBILLYS

    You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS.

    And furthurmore

    How to speak about women and be politically correct:

    1. She is not a BABE or CHICK- She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

    2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER- She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

    3.She is not EASY- She is HORONZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

    4. She is not a DUMB BLONDE- She is a LIGHT HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

    5.She has not BEEN AROUND- She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

    6. She is not an AIRHEAD- She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

    7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVIENIENCED.

    8.She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS- She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

    9. She does not NAG at you- She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

    10. She is not a TRAMP - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

    11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

    12.She is not a TWO BIT HOOKER - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
     
  2. Doug1627

    Doug1627 New Member

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    LOL. Nice find!
     

  3. kirby62

    kirby62 New Member

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    Thanks for the laugh Chester!:D
     
  4. hillbilly68

    hillbilly68 New Member

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    :D Verbally Repetitive. That is too funny.
     
  5. Chester

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    Let us all remember not to take our problems too seriously, Laughter is good for the soul.
     
  6. Chester

    Chester New Member

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    What is this one

    Pectorally superior i think
     

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  7. aafasano

    aafasano New Member

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    She's cute :)
     
  8. Chester

    Chester New Member

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    Her name is HER HOTNESS
     
  9. Chance_P

    Chance_P New Member

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    hahahaha thanks for the laugh, going to have to pass this on to some friends.
     
  10. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Her Hotness, goddess of whatever she wants. Complete with tramp stamp, Oops, Sexually Extroverted subcutaneous ink.
     
  11. HankStone

    HankStone New Member

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    Good post chester now I must remember all 12 PC lines for comebacks at the right time of course.
     
  12. h&k bigdaddydieseldan

    h&k bigdaddydieseldan New Member

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    Chester that is absolutely priceless some extremely funny stuff hahahahahahahahaha tickle my funny bone!!!!!!!!

    funny bone get it :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: