How to avoid annoying people on a plane

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Maverick, May 20, 2011.

  1. Maverick

    Maverick New Member

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    When you're sitting on a plane next to a real jerk, follow theinstructions below.

    1. Take out your laptop.

    2. Open your laptop very slowly.

    3. Turn it on.

    4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

    5. Open your internet browser.

    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

    7. Breathe deeply and open the site ( The End!!!! )

    8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
     
  2. mainer

    mainer New Member

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    Awesome

    enough said
     

  3. Boyerracing343

    Boyerracing343 New Member Supporter

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    That is freaking hilarious. My eyes started watering I was laughing so hard. I can only imagine the reactions you would get with that. :D
     
  4. falseharmonix

    falseharmonix New Member

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    Screams, and the feeling of steel cuffs being slapped on your wrist by an air marshal......
     
  5. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    OR....

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnnE_4GmZAw]YouTube - ‪LEARN HOW TO KNOCK SOMEONE OUT IN 1 SECOND‬‏[/ame]

    Cover them with a blanket and carry on. :cool:
     
  6. Maverick

    Maverick New Member

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  7. Bigdog57

    Bigdog57 New Member

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    It loses some of it's impact when those pop-ups start coming up........ :rolleyes:
     
  8. jayguy

    jayguy New Member

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