How The Fight Started!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dragunovsks, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. dragunovsks

    dragunovsks New Member

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    'HOW THE FIGHT STARTED!'

    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace


    expensive.....so, I took her to a gas station..... and that's how the

    fight started....

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    I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for
    $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her
    the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.......
    And that's how the fight started.

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    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
    Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
    license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
    left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I
    would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton
    your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She
    said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she
    processed my Social Security application.

    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
    Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants.
    You might have gotten disability, too'...... And that's how the fight
    started.....

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    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
    I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at
    a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed,
    'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after
    we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober
    since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
    celebrating that long?'...... And that's how the fight started.....

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    I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
    and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes
    you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah,
    well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my
    car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked
    down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'.......

    And that's how the fight started.....


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    I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
    order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He
    said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for
    herself.'...... And that's how the fight started.....
     
  2. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Funny stuff.
     

  3. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Good stuff. I like it!
     
  4. junho806

    junho806 New Member

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    puhahaha
    i like the last one
    :D
     
  5. Kevin Harvey

    Kevin Harvey New Member

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    Yes, all funny

    Thanks for posting