There used to be a guy at the Dallas gun show that sold rubber band guns, all kinds. Pistols, rifles, even double-barrelled shotguns, all rubber-band guns made from wood. He had an enormous wooden rubber-band Gatling gun that looked like it would take about three hours to load up for 30 seconds of shooting. It was about $1,000. I'd like to be rich enough to buy something that stupid. And buy it because there was nothing else at the gun show that I wanted that I didn't already have. That's how rich I want to be.