How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Vincine, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. Vincine

    Vincine New Member

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    Found this and thought it was hilarious. Stolen from another site...that was stolen from another site....etc, etc...

    How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

    Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

    Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    One to move it to the lighting section

    Two to argue, then move it to the electrical section

    Seven to point out spelling/ grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

    Five to flame the spell checkers

    Three to correct spelling/ grammar flames

    Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid

    Two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    Fifteen know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

    Nineteen to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

    Eleven to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

    Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

    Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs

    Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

    Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "+1"

    Two to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    Five to say, "Didn't we go through this already a few months ago?"

    Nine to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    One forum lurker to respond to the original post eight months from now and start it all over

    :D
     
  2. Vincine

    Vincine New Member

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    ...................+1
     
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  3. texaswoodworker

    texaswoodworker New Member

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    Just a normal day at FTF. :cool:
     
  4. potentialglock

    potentialglock New Member

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  5. Trez

    Trez Well-Known Member

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    You forgot the Two who dont care whether its "lightbulb", "light bulb", or "lamp" and just posted a pic and/or video of them shooting a light bulb, because after all this is a gun forum.. :p
     
  6. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Corrected the spelling of relevant. And I am greatly concerned that all this light bulb talk is bad for the environment. There has been NO discussion of CLF lamps, nor LED lighting. And if it is a black light, does that means it's tacticool?



    :p
     
  7. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    And two to post what sort of things people do with lightbulbs that will have a sexual context to it. :cool:

    Vincine, excellent post. Thanks.
     
  8. Mosin

    Mosin Well-Known Member

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    Good find!!! Very funny and true!

    You forgot to add. Chainfire to come out and blame light bulbs on republicans. :-D
     
  9. kryptar19

    kryptar19 New Member

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    Lol. You made my day
     
  10. ScottA

    ScottA FAA licensed bugsmasher Lifetime Supporter

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    You forgot the one who posts the YouTube video about how to change a light bulb.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW2Br1yjwZA[/ame]

    ;)
     
  11. StainlessSteel215

    StainlessSteel215 New Member

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    brilliant, I love this.

    hey thats the beauty of bringing folks from all 52 states together under one roof....from all backgrounds, ages, races, religions (or lack thereof) together!

    Although I am proud that all of us share a common ground, we all fully support 2A and are seemingly responsible gun owners. We need more of us every day!
     
  12. mountainskytop

    mountainskytop New Member

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    Very funny! Very true! Lol
     
  13. GaryGlock

    GaryGlock New Member

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    Hahaha, good laugh Ty
     
  14. kfox75

    kfox75 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    LMAO!!!!!! Good job finding this one Vincine! Only one thing not mentioned yet, A troll getting a vacation or ban by rudely informing those involed in the great Light bulb\lightbulb\lamp debate that htey are all wrong and All @sshats who are full of sh!t.;)
     
  15. texaswoodworker

    texaswoodworker New Member

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    You forgot to mention the one guy who will argue that light bulbs suck, and that candles, kerosene, or coal oil lamps are the way to go. Even when they are presented with overwhelming evidence that they are wrong. I know a few people like this. :rolleyes: :D
     
  16. magnumman

    magnumman New Member

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    And a guy to remind us that when the shtf, we won't be able to use lightbulbs so we will have to learn to light our homes with candles made out of ear wax or whatever the he!! you crazy prepers come up with in your spare time.
     
  17. kfox75

    kfox75 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    OMG! What is wrong with you? Light bulbs will draw the zombies in. I don't want my brain eaten! Quick! Light oil lamps instead!

    Sorry guys, I couldn't help myself.;)
     
  18. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    You forgot the guy that will post that next year, you will be required to list all your light bulbs on your tax return.
     
  19. MoreAltitude

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    Also missed was the guy "insert name" that just holds the lightbulb, and waits for the world to revolve around them ;-)
     
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