How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by mwsfarm, Oct 17, 2009.

  1. mwsfarm

    mwsfarm New Member

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    I thought this was kind of funny:

    How many internet forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

    53 to flame the spell checkers

    41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

    15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

    156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

    109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

    203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.

    111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.

    306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

    27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

    14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

    33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

    12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

    19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

    4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

    44 to ask what is a "FAQ".

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
     
  2. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    That pretty much sums up the whole thing. Cool,huh? :D
     

  3. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    You forgot

    Tango to come on and start cussin and going on about how the kid touchers shouldn't have light bulbs and how we need to just kill them all. Then he starts in on the forum lurker and the other grammar queens and typingly abuses them all so bad the get together and in a mass and off themselves with their ghay glocks.
     
  4. Jesse17

    Jesse17 New Member

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    Me Too!!!!!!
     
  5. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Fun read. Was also a fun read when it was posted here six months ago.

















    JUST KIDDING !!! :p
     
  6. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    I was gonna add 1) Tango to come in and call everyone a douche for even changing a light bulb in the first place as that is work for panty wearers. Oh well, he beat me to it. :)
     
  7. OC357

    OC357 New Member

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    Go and stuff your light bulb........:D:D

    OC
     
  8. CHLChris

    CHLChris New Member

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    And 3 to tell you that you must not be ready for that 1911 light bulb because you just don't get it!
     
  9. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    Gotta go and bring up a 1911 angle when everyone knows the 'lamp' burnt out so it must have been a 40 S&Watt glock! [​IMG]
     
  10. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    And a Cane to bring up a Glock. How many is that now? :p
     
  11. BILLYBOB44

    BILLYBOB44 New Member

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    It SURE takes someone with too much time on their hands!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
     
  12. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    But of course, REAl men are not afraid of the dark- since they have a tactical flashlight, a laser, and a 12 g shotgun..............:D
     
  13. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    I think you mean the new "green" bulbs which definately have the ghey..