Hostile take over...!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, Apr 18, 2013.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Those fat grey squirrels are forming small groups of militia and holding me captive..! They have taken all out-side food-stuffs and turned them into entitlements , yeap , they got demands...!

    More sun flower and less mix seeds , (or else)..! OK then , war you want , war you,ll get....! I have lain my first step of defense and am by trial and error observing ..! There are now two of them and they taunt me with their drunken squirrel verbiage..! Don,t know as to what they are saying , but do know , it ain,t complimentary...! Eeeek...!

    Blood if necessary..! I will take no prisoners if I must . I,m in final negotiations and try my hand at diplomacy and if that does not work ....(WAR).!

    Where canI find "Dick Chaney,s ) "water-boarding"-101....? Yes , proven. Tactics that I know will pry the truth out of them and , encrypted way to communicate for I never underestimate mine enemies..!

    L_____l<------>>l________l----^____>£}......//<----->Shhhhhhht...., ! :confused::eek:
     
  2. SRK97

    SRK97 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I'll save you Dango!!!!
     

  3. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I got their leader!
     

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  4. nosaj

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  5. DFlynt

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    You shoot him with an elephant gun? :D
     
  6. rocshaman

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    Dango, you may have to call in the air force:

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  7. eatmydust

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    dango - luckily for you, I've been spying on you and those damn squirrels. I am a nationally recognized expert in Squirrelese, one of only two in the world. I have videotaped and will translate for you!

    "We know you have much seed........you will give us seed...........or we will take seed.............hahaha! Resistance is futile............bring seed now......or I will make you my b!+ch, dango.............seed now, seed now............oh s#!t he is getting gun.............run,run,run..............

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oxt706phPE&feature=player_detailpage[/ame]
     
  8. locutus

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    Looks like the squirrel called in an air strike.:D
     
  9. MisterMcCool

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    I don't do anything half way. ;)
     
  10. rockratt

    rockratt Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    There attracted to nuts!!! Sorry couldn't help myself!!!:D
     
  11. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Our bird feeders hang from a shepherd's crook made from round steel rod.

    Want to hear a squirrel cuss? I take wheel bearing grease, and grease the shepherd's crook upright, starting about a foot above ground.

    Just watch them try to get traction, and cussing you the whole time. :D Also keeps the raccoons out.
     
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  12. boatme98

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    Just get em to go to the neighbors across the road. You know how to do that, right?

    Go across the street, pull down your pants and show him your nuts. :D

    Works every time.

    Of course you may have a hard time getting back across the street unscathed. :(
     
  13. towboater

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    Dont worry Dango. I'm sending in the heavies.
     

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  14. rocshaman

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    You know you gotta be careful. Some of those squirrels can get to be pretty good size and a bit testy.
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  15. towboater

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    Dang big vampire squirrel..........:eek:
     
  16. rocshaman

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    I know scary, right. :eek:
     
  17. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    l----l____^<----->>>£__£ <----->...? :eek:

    Back from the front and negotiations ..! They are willing to speak and voice their demands..! I have them by their proverbial (nuts) and they know it ..! Hung a "high-tech" ice cream container lid on the rope 10"above feeder and it has deterred all rape and pillage of my feeder..!

    They are at my mercy and no blood shed yet , only verbal attacks..! Eeeek.!
    They want seed and in return , I can peacefully return to my harmonious back yard , the way things were..! They will send out their finest (ninja squirrel), and we shall duel to the end ..! Again , eeeek..! I have , in the mean time been honing my skills , (sword-play) and have half a chance. Still a bit sore and rusty , but think I can pull this off ..!

    Code of the "Samurai" win with honor..!
    Code of the ninja squirrel , win at all cost , no honor , no , moral high ground , just win..! Ever seen a shurikan...? Eeeek.!

    Well , l---l___£__<---> €___L Shhhhhh...! :confused:
    I smells victory..! :D

    PS:where do you people find them pictures..?LOL..,
     
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  18. yazul42

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    Natasha and Boris have been contacted,,,, the moose has been neutralized.
     
  19. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Pink Mooses.....? Eeeek...! :eek: