Hors d"oeuvres, anyone?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Jun 2, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    As several members have mentioned, it has gotten slow around here. I've taken it upon myself to stave off boredom with my series of controversial, ban-testing threads.

    Let's start here.

    What endangered animal would be best for a cookout, and do you have a recipe?
     
  2. Yunus

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    hmmmm......




    Bald Eagle

    Bald Eagle recipe
     

  3. Benning Boy

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    The Whooping Crane looks scrumptious.:cool:
     
  4. orangello

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    What we need is for someone to write a cookbook of coyote recipes; there are entirely too many of those stupid critters, almost like politicians. If it had to be endangered, well, you could feed a whole lot of people off a blue whale.
     
  5. Dillinger

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    I personally would love a Spotted Owl Truffle or Pate'

    :D


    JD
     
  6. skullcrusher

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    There are lots of 'yotes out there, but I am not a fan of scavenger meat. Just me. Spotted owl paté does sound good, JD. What's that other little grouse or quail the Sierra Club keeps harping about? Farm them and fatten them and make sammiches out of them. :D
     
  7. skullcrusher

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    Ok, this thread brought out the dark side of skullcrusher, me. :D

    Would a vegan taste better than a vegetarian? I think if I were in a Donner Party situation, I would go after the vegetarians or vegans first. Diet has a huge impact on meat quality in terms of taste and tenderness and fat content. Grain fed beef is better than pasture beef. So, vegans first, then?
     
  8. Benning Boy

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    Regional favorite?
     
  9. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    Sea Turtle Soup
    With
    A peacock egg soufflé.
     
  10. Dillinger

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    Absolutely! Those little bastards cost many a good logging family their livelihood.....

    JD
     
  11. Benning Boy

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    Good question. I'm thinking the Vegan would have that "free range" thing happening, but the beer-bellied alcoholic would have the "Marbling" of meat going on.

    The Japanese business "Salary Man" would likely be like Kobe beef.

    Skull, there's no shame in asking for help.
     
  12. skullcrusher

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    Free range for the vegans? They eat no meat or dairy of any kind. Not even huevos. That is not natural. At least the vegetarians eat dairy. Cheese and eggs are ok. As for beer belly guy or deep fried all the time guy, yeah there would be marbling. However, if you've ever butchered any large game you'd understand that huge amounts of fat takes more time to butcher. Lean does not mean bad. I'm thinking it is 6 of one and you know the rest.

    I reread the response, and I get it. Yes, vegans would be like free range chicken...love it.
     
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  13. skullcrusher

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    I just had a thought of a kind...

    Vegan paté and vegan veal! :p
     
  14. Benning Boy

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    If it was a soccer team, hey wait, how did this degenerate this quickly?

    My work here is done.:D
     
  15. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Sure, go ahead and run, dick.

    You have any other good attempts to create a bannable thread? You are one sick effer, Benning. :D
     
  16. jng2985

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    baby bbq. little bit of cherry juice etc....
     
  17. Benning Boy

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    Wait till you see the "Tuck your bits and pose as your favorite femme fatale" thread.;)
     
  18. skullcrusher

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    LMFAO!! Can I imitate the freaky guy from Silence of the Lambs who is the Chief of Detectives in Monk now?
     
  19. Dillinger

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    :confused:

    That will definitely result in an immediate closed thread, unless it's in the boneyard, in which case it will still result in a closed thread out of the Laws of Common Decency" Alone..... :cool:

    JD
     
  20. skullcrusher

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    Aw, c'mon, JD. I do a great, "It rubs the lotion on it's skin" dance. :D