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Discussion in 'Other Weapons' started by schnelting21, Feb 9, 2012.
Does anybody know how to make a homemade taser?
Take a fresh 9 volt battery and press the connectors to your tongue. One time will stop this behavior.
Besides that no.
Just wondering why do you want a homade one?(if you dont mind me asking) They sell some pretty good ones on cheaper than dirt.
I was wanting one that's not to powerful something more as a prank at work thing
I would seriously reconsider that. I don't know your work enviroment but most companies will not tolerate much horse play, especially if things went bad with your homemade tazer.
Sorry for the buzz kill.
Yea I just want something that just scares them more then hurts
This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. That is not even relatively close to funny.
A Taser (with an S) is not a cattle prod. It delivers a high frequency current that knocks you out of control of your nervous system.
Your joke is not only likely to get you fired, but get someone hurt, get YOU charged with assault, and if it were me, to get the daylights beaten out of you with golf club.
How about the joke gum pack that just shocks your finger lol that atleast wont get you in trouble. Or the pen that gives you a little shock when you press it. Harmless fun.
playing with electricity is NEVER a good idea. ESPECIALLY since your entire nervous system runs on it. If you want to prank someone, get one of those prank pens that shock people like Jon said.
My Home Made 5,000 V. Taser
WARNING: For indoor use only!
CAUTION: Only to be used on women!
IMPORTANT: For winter use only.
DISCLAIMER: Do NOT try this at home.
This is the home made taser I utilize that terrorizes my wife to no end. It's cheap, fast and effective.
What you'll need: Thick pile carpet. Good pair of house slippers. Cold temperatures, very low humidity, and one finger.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE: Drag your feet across the carpeting for 15-30 seconds. NOTE: Do NOT let your wife notice what you are doing!
Next: Creep very slowly and quietly behind your "wife / girl friend" as not to let her know you're coming. Extend index finger (your choice which one) and arm toward wife's / girl friends ear. When you see a bright spark jump 3 inches from your finger to her ear and all hell breaks loose...
You know you didn't rub your feet on the carpet long enough because your goal was TWELVE inches