Homeland Security signs - their real meanings

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  1. zhuk

    zhuk New Member

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    http://homeland.gov.safenow.org - what to do in an emergency



    Some of my personal favourites:


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    Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.


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    Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.


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    If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.


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    That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.
     
  2. Jess

    Jess New Member

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    that is some funny stuff right there!!
     

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  4. AcidFlashGordon

    AcidFlashGordon New Member

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    Now I know why I have to keep the closet door closed so I can sleep. Thanks for the explanation. :D :p