Whenever somebody asks "what's best for home protection" invariably we get to pump shotguns. Here lies my major annoyance - "the bad guy will wet his pants when he hears the slide rack." Well, I don't know about that bad guy, but if the one in my house hears that racking sound, it'll only be because he hasn't expired yet. I don't know about anyone else, but all my defensive weapons are LOADED. Ok. Rant over. Back to tea and crumpets.