Nod to JDP. I was fondly remembering my junior high shop teacher, and wondering if you guys had the same experience. Every tool in the shop had a dark and demonic history. Generally, a tool killed or maimed a kid a few years back. The drill press, seemingly innocent, got that long haired queer 2 years ago. His hair got caught in it, and it twisted his neck until it broke. Or that stupid kid, conveniently a student nobody knew, who didn't keep an eye on the band saw, when the blade snapped, shot out the bottom, and went through his ankle at a speed so great, that he didn't notice it till he took a step.... Shop urban legends?