Hide in plain sight

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by IGETEVEN, Oct 6, 2009.

  1. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry !!!" she said to her lover, "Stand in the corner."


    Then she rubbed baby oil all over him, and then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you." she said, "Pretend you're a statue."


    "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room and saw the "statue".


    "Oh, it's a statue." the wife said. "The Smiths bought one and I liked it, so I got one for us too."


    Nothing more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2am, the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here", he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for 2 days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."

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  2. layton

    layton New Member

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    Are you going to try to feed one if your wife brings a new statue home.:D


    Layton
     

  3. yesicarry

    yesicarry New Member

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    Wait a minute guys.. We can work this..

    I think I'm going to bring home a really nice piece of art AND history..

    An M4 rifle.. My statue...

    And won't end up in divorce court..

    Win Win situation as I see it..

    Funny A$$ joke though.. Wife thought it was cute.