Hey Ladies!!!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Aug 4, 2010.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I'm no glory hound. I give credit for this one to 2 people, one rabid feminist, and one misogynist douche.

    Boys, here's the deal. You may participate here only to ask questions. We're not interested in what you imagine that women think, only women can answer that. If you think you understand how women work, you are way behind the power curve.

    Ladies, fill us in. We want to know where you stand on stuff. Explain stuff to us, we WANT to understand.

    Questions to follow....
     
  2. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Why all the abuse and rape on "Lifetime"? It seems the more brutal, the higher the ratings. You would NOT see this s**t on Spike.


    Why are men anti anorexic? We used to have contests to see who had the most bulbous beer gut, it was a symbol of pride. Trust us, we like you the way you are.

    Are you taught to color coordinate, or is it instinct? I can, and do in my daily attire, but it took mounds of research.
     

  3. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Botox- do we really make you feel bad enough to do it, or does the need come from within?
     
  4. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    Body hair...how much is too much?
     
  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    He's got a legit one. Hairy chests, yes or no?

    The gorilla is recognized as a macho animal, and has hair everywhere BUT his chest.
     
  6. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Sometimes there is confusion as to whether or not I'm doing a bit. I assure you, these are legit questions.

    Well, from most of us, anyhow.
     
  7. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    You shouldn't take cheap shots at JD like that.
     
  8. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    The Metro-Sexual?

    I understand the concept, but do you really want a guy who spends more time getting pretty than you do?
     
  9. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Hey. I have hair on my chest. :mad:

    Zing! One for Dave..... :p
     
  10. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Bondage - how long must a guy wait before you allow him to tie you up?
     
  11. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    +1.

    Which is it? Sensitive pretty boy, or John Wayne? We really want to know.
     
  12. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    I've been with my wife for 8 years, and she still won't let me tie her up. She thinks I'll leave her like that for a while. I guess that says a lot about my character, huh?
     
  13. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Guys, the ladies are probably gonna pop in soon, this is a chance to learn. Let's not scare them.
     
  14. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    Why did you agree to accept him as he was before marriage, but then try to change him after vows were exchanged?
     
  15. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    The Aisle

    The Altar

    The Hymn.

    I'll alter him...
     
  16. Angry_bald_guy

    Angry_bald_guy Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I wonder if we'll get any responses on this...
     
  17. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Give them time. The ladies here are pretty candid, but most of them also work.
     
  18. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    The only answer I've ever yearned to have:

    Where is that damn school located?

    You know, the one all women go to where they learn how to properly subjugate men...
     
  19. Dzscubie

    Dzscubie New Member

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    This has been bugging the hell out of me for over 40 years…

    “Where did they take you and what did they do to you when they separated us in 8th grade gym class?” because y’all were never the same when you came back.
     
  20. Davyboy

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    Does size really matter :rolleyes: