Hey everybody, post your King Of The Hill gun quotes here!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by RustyShackleford101, Jul 11, 2012.

  1. RustyShackleford101

    RustyShackleford101 New Member

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    My favorite is by Dale: "Guns don't kill people, the government does."
     
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    tellmaster207 New Member

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    Baaaaaaaaaa!!!!
     

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  3. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    That show has so many great lines.

    From the IMDB:

    Hank: You can make up for this by marrying Luanne.
    Bobby Hill: But I'm only 12 years old.
    Hank: Well just think, you can be married for 80 years.
    Bobby Hill: Dad, you can't make me marry Luanne.
    Hank: Yes, I can. You're only 12 years old.
     
  4. RustyShackleford101

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    Dale Gribble: That is a water-tight seal. I can mow my lawn in a hurricane. Can you mow your lawn in a hurricane, Bill?
    Bill Dauterive: I don't know
    Dale Gribble: You can't mow your lawn in a hurricane!, Can you, Boomhauer?
    Boomhauer: I tell you what, man, if I got that pause-trackin' goin' on, a little choke-hold, I...
    Dale Gribble: [interrupts him] Bullcorn!
    [as the garage door closes]
    Dale Gribble: Oh, almost forgot: Hank can you mow your lawn in a hurricane nope didn't think so ha ha ha ha!
     
  5. bwalka

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    Hank hill: thy boy ain't right
     
  6. dragunovsks

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    I like the one when they put bobby on retilin, btw my brother was on it for a few years.

    Bobby with his super hightened sence of awareness says, " There is a carton of milk in the fridge about to go bad...wait....wait...there it goes!"

    Effin hilarious!

    Oh and cant forget when bobby does something wrong and hank yells, "Damnit Bobby!"
     
  7. bwalka

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    That boy ain't right
     
  8. KG7IL

    KG7IL Active Member

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    yup uh . . yup
     
  9. RustyShackleford101

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    Wait new favorite!

    Bill!! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you!! You're part of a twelve-headed Jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind!
     
  10. bwalka

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    Dang ole Mhmmmm Mhmmmm man
     
  11. bwalka

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    Clean burning reliable propane
     
  12. bwalka

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    Last Christmas i hid Joseph's gift so well I still haven't found it.....cutest little puppy...or should I say dog?
     
  13. RustyShackleford101

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    Ya know, in Japan a round of golf cost $12,000. You play from rooftop to rooftop and the balls are made of rice somehow. then when you're done ya gotta go home and sleep in a tube.
     
  14. vincent

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    "Why do you keep calling me BILL"...:D:D:D
     

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  15. bwalka

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    This is a great gun-selling location... How 'bout it Peggy? Can I sell guns at this location? I have literally oodles of guns at home.- Dale gribble
     
  16. getem2011

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    God dangit Bobby!!! And I'll tell ya what.
     
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    Hank: "I sell propane and propane accessories."
     
  19. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Peggy Hill is asked to teach Sex Ed. and she can't bring herself to say certain words.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYsojcXUbww[/ame]
     
  20. bwalka

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    Earth first. Make Mars our bitch.
    Dale