Help........!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, Feb 25, 2013.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Wow , my hard-drive can not "REFRESH" at this moment..! My 89 year old Mom-in-Law..........How can I politely say this....?.....Well . the fact is , She could talk the chrome off a bumper......! :eek: I swear , no crack head , no meth head , no coke head , no nobody I've ever met in all my travels , NO ONE CAN MATCH HER TALKIN ABILITIES.....!:)

    She also has Alzheimer's and it's 4 hours of rant , nonsense and I sit here "Dazed and Confused" trying my best to rationalize anything I've been agreeing with.....? :confused: I'm beyond a headache , I'm more like "Nucear Melt Down"!
    I'm really trying to be pleasant , but....................?? :confused:

    OK , Help......! PM me , Drug me , shoot me , kick me but just get my sanity back..!

    ALL and ANY advice will be CONFIDENTIAL........!.......:) :eek:
     
  2. Jagermeister

    Jagermeister New Member

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    There is a post about whisky. Maybe that will help.
     

  3. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Imagine yourself strangling bear cubs.
     
  4. RUG3R44

    RUG3R44 New Member

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    I'd go w/ the whiskey.
     
  5. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Take two Tylenol and lay down for a nap. Shut your bedroom door.
     
  6. Jagermeister

    Jagermeister New Member

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    I just realized my autocorrect changed my spelling of whiskey to whisky. Did it in the other post too. Well at least it did not change it to whip me. You can always go to the shooting range if you do not have any whiskey.
     
  7. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Last time I've befriended alcohol was over 30 years ago and I was skiing at the
    time.!

    MEMO to SELF:
    If you want to live to ski again , DO NOT MIX WILD TURKEY with anything other than coca cola ..! NO EXTREME NOTHING..! So's....I quit drinking and still have my other habits , guns , skis , etc........! :eek:
     
  8. Devin556

    Devin556 New Member

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    A good piece of duct tape and about 4ft. of rope would probably solve your problem. The only downside is if the wife finds out you may need more rope and duct tape.
     
  9. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    LOL........! :D


    Yue noe wat..? I feel better already..........! :)
     
  10. DFlynt

    DFlynt New Member

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    Right there is your answer if you got snow down go for a nice ski (cross country would be preferable!:)
     
  11. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Duh---SEX----Duh----SEX------Duh--------SEX :D
     
  12. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    OK HOSS , Where's it at ..? You got me Bugged ..........!Shhhhhhhh..! :eek:
     
  13. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Want to thank you all who even took the time to read this..! :)

    Living with this situation can and is dangerous some times! I sleep with a hair trigger cause ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE..! Nothing a little sex ,(Which I think HOSS has video..?) Hmm,,?? :D and a little sleep can't fix..! I'm better already.......!! :D

    THANKS..!
     
  14. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Your wife has a copy too :p:p:p:p:p:p:p
     
  15. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Whoah! I was typing a response to "nothing a little sex...and a little SHEEP can't fix...".

    :eek:
     
  16. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Dam- wish i had put that togeather! :p
     
  17. partdeux

    partdeux Well-Known Member

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    yes dear... then go find a cork screw you threw away and drill from one ear to the other.
     
  18. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ^^..? :confused: Guess I really am tired.....! I shall ponder that one and "THANKS".............I .........THINK...? :confused: :)
     
  19. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Clairvoyance,,,?? Damn , yur good..! Eeeckk..! :eek:

    ( Or...HOSS....? :confused:
     
  20. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    I ain't that smart :eek:
    Didn't get this neither-