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Discussion in 'The Club House' started by sgtdeath66, Mar 13, 2009.

  1. sgtdeath66

    sgtdeath66 New Member

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    The Aisle Seat

    Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London
    One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle
    seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
    After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and
    was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get
    up and get a Coke.'

    'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, I'll
    get it for you.'



    As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's
    shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the Coke, the
    other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'



    Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was
    gone, the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in
    it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the
    flight.



    As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into
    his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and
    asked his Arab neighbors...

    'Why does it have to be this way? How long must this go on?
    This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
    spitting in shoes and peeing in Cokes?'



    THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES
    :D
     

  2. SGT-MILLER

    SGT-MILLER New Member

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    SEMPER FI!!!!!!


    lol
     
  3. iloveguns

    iloveguns New Member

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    Lmao hooorahhhh:d
     
  4. WDB

    WDB New Member

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    Thanks for the laugh!