heaven and hell

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by primer1, Feb 3, 2013.

  1. primer1

    primer1 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    This doesn't belong in the religion threads.

    If anyone is offended by this, see Canebrake about that "thick skin" thing.

    Heaven is where:
    the police are British
    the chefs are Italian
    the mechanics are German
    the lovers are French
    and it's all organized by the Swiss

    Hell is where:
    the police are German
    the chefs are British
    the mechanics are French
    the lovers are Swiss
    and it's all organized by the Italians
     
  2. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    once again the Irish are left in Purgatory :p
     

  3. AR10

    AR10 New Member

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    A Swiss lover is a bad thing? Cut It Out!

    I Googled Swiss Babes, and the results looked interesting. Here is one

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  4. hoovco

    hoovco New Member

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    Yeah ... I'm gonna say someone made a mistake on the lovers. I'd rather hang out with a Swiss chick than a smelly French woman. Heyyyohhh.
     
  5. Renegade44

    Renegade44 New Member

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    French woman don't shave.
     
  6. primer1

    primer1 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I'm swiss heritage, so I disliked that part the most. Swiss are more than smelly cheese, bank accounts and low crime. :)
     
  7. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Pollacks , predominate species ..! :p :)
     
  8. primer1

    primer1 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    ... Of the bering sea. Deep fried, Mmmmmm
     
  9. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ^ :D Ax my wife , she'll agree..! :eek:
     
  10. AR10

    AR10 New Member

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    Not sure what all skeletons are in my wife's ansesstors closet, but I can attest that woman is angry in the bed, on the bed, or near the bed. Put her in place of the Swiss woman. In fact, I would be willing to trade, and throw in three AR's, and 30,000 rounds of ammo.

    Hell, I won't need it, I'll be on my honeymoon! Lol
     
  11. AR10

    AR10 New Member

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    Looked at the Swiss Babe again, and make that all the AR's, one a Colt, and one.. 308, and ALL the ammo!
     

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  12. stoppingpower

    stoppingpower New Member

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    Why are you guys passing around a picture of my girlfriend?
     
  13. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    WHAT?! I'm not dating you.....
     
  14. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    I can't speak for all the other W.A.P.s but you'd much rather have me cook for you than organize for you. So, you're not too far off.
     
  15. sdiver35

    sdiver35 New Member

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    Swiss are good for lots of things, swiss cheese, they make a hell of a watch - oh and Swiss Miss.

    Now had you said, Swedish the only thing they have going for them are the Swedish Fish. Love those things.
     
  16. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Shhh.! Just tell her we will have to do that again some time..! :)
     
  17. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    No kidding!! And they have to be the "real" Swedish fish. No knock offs. But remember when they came in several flavours all mixed in the bag? Now I can only find red ones. I kind of liked the lemon ones.
     
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  18. locutus

    locutus Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Heaven is Wyoming!:D:D:D:D

    Hell is everywhere else.:p
     
  19. DFlynt

    DFlynt New Member

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    I prefer halibut.:)
     
  20. locutus

    locutus Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Ever had red sockeye salmon????:):):):):)