Have a canebrake Christmas/New Year

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by canebrake, Dec 25, 2012.

  1. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    For my Liberal friends: (If I have any...)

    “Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the upcoming and generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures (sorry Mayans) whose contributions to society have helped make America exceptionally great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country in the Western Hemisphere, here on Earth or in the entire universe for that matter. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes to the recipent. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.”



    And for my Conservative friends:

    “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!”

    May God bless you and your's in this fugacious moment of sanity!
     

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  2. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    And the same to you and all our members!
     

  3. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    Cane, i will have to consult with my attorney before responding to you post to make sure it's within my legal rights to do so.

    ah, the hell with him! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!:D
     
  4. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    uh, Cane, do you have any liberal friends? inquiring minds want to know!:D
     
  5. Rick1967

    Rick1967 Well-Known Member

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    If he thinks he does...he is probably mistaken. :D
     
  6. FullautoUSA

    FullautoUSA Welcoming Committee/ Resident Pellet Gunner Lifetime Supporter

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    Have a merry Christmas everyone, and by that I mean the religious one that us conservatives and libertarians fight for our right to celebrate.
    P.S.- Cane I'm pretty sure all your friends are conservatives and libertarians, liberals just wouldn't agree with your idea of freedom, they don't believe in any.
     
  7. knfxda

    knfxda New Member

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    Absolutely stole this for FB! Merry Christmas!
     
  8. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    The answer is YES!!!!
     
  9. texaswoodworker

    texaswoodworker New Member

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    Merry Christmas, and have a happy New Year.
     
  10. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Cane, you're awesome.

    Merry Christmas, my friend.
     
  11. PrimePorkchop

    PrimePorkchop New Member

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    Hahah I freaking love it


    Thanks canebreak merry Christmas
     
  12. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Merry Christmas right back atcha'.
     
  13. Marlinman

    Marlinman New Member

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    Merry christmas cane. I hope you like the "gift" gator in the canal behind your house;)
     
  14. Sniper03

    Sniper03 Supporting Member Supporter

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    Cane,

    Merry Christmas to you and your family as well as all here on the FTF!:D

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