Happy Time!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Bigcountry02, Sep 8, 2009.

  1. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup Supporter

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    Kick Me Int The Ass!

    Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine
    Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the terrorists
    told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded
    and dragged naked through the streets.

    Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of
    fried chicken.'





    The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken.
    Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'
    Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York , so I'd like to hear the song,
    The Moon and Me, one last time.'
    The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western
    world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played
    the song.


    Gibson was satisfied.

    Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
    recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe,
    someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.'

    The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams
    dictated his comments.



    He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'

    The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr.. U.S. Marine, what is your final
    wish?

    'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine.

    'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'
    'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the Marine.
    So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.

    The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from
    inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.

    In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then
    with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took,
    sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.

    In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
    As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, 'Why
    didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to
    kick you in the ass?'

    'What?' replied the Marine, 'and have you three ass holes report that I was
    the aggressor.....?

    Semper Fi!
     
  2. BigByrd47119

    BigByrd47119 New Member

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    LOL thats a good one!
     

  3. user4

    user4 New Member

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    Ha. Nice. I shall move it to the appropriate forum
     
  4. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    LOL - That's awesome. Got to love Uncle Sam's Misguided Children, they always bring the lulz. :D

    JD
     
  5. bonras

    bonras New Member

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    Thats great! And how true it would be!
     
  6. Moss99

    Moss99 New Member

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    What kind of Marine carries a 9mm?

    Aww nuts, i'm going to get it for that comment...
     
  7. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Are you sure it wasn't a 1911A1 Colt? :D
     
  8. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Yes you are......

    Good one bigcountry!
     
  9. WDB

    WDB New Member

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    Good one, thanks for the grin.