Happy Birthday Chuck

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Jo da Plumbr, Mar 7, 2010.

  1. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    This Wednesday is Chuck Norris’s Birthday.
     

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  2. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Happy birthday Chuck!!

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  3. MoHawk

    MoHawk New Member

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    dang... 70 and still a bada$$
     
  4. IGETEVEN

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    I wish you a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK SIR!! [​IMG]

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  5. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    A great American for sure.

    Happy birthday Chuck!
     
  6. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    A badge is honored to be worn by Chuck Norris.
     
  7. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    This is the week of Chuck Norris. Let all who respect the man, make their avatar as such. Let all those who oppose, well.... May Chuck have mercy on their soul, as certainly their flesh is in for it. :rolleyes:
     
  8. MGH

    MGH New Member

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    New avatar!!!! Happy B-day!!!!
     
  9. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Happy Birthday Chuck. :)

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  10. amoroque

    amoroque New Member

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    Happy b-day mr norris! :d
     
  11. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Happy Birthday, Mr.Norris
     

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  12. zhuk

    zhuk New Member

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    To make amends for my stubborn lack of a Chuck-avatar, here is a list of facts you may not have known about Mr. Norris:



    Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.


    Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.

    Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.


    Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.


    Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.


    Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House.

    The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.


    Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.


    Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.


    Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.


    Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever!


    The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.


    When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.


    A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.


    If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.


    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
     
  13. 2hot2handle

    2hot2handle New Member

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    hahaha I love it zhuk