Happy Birthday, Balota

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by winds-of-change, Aug 2, 2014.

  1. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Yes, today is Balota's birthday. It's one of those 'special' birthdays that end in a '0'.

    Happy birthday, my best friend!
     
  2. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    Happy Birthday Balota!:D

    i'll tell you like a friend of mine told me when i hit 50. he said after you hit the age of 50, having the fire department on standby was mandatory when they light the candles on the birthday cake!:p
     

  3. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Haha.......:cool:
     
  4. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    my friend Clarence called me up to tell me that when i hit 50!

    he's turning 61 this year. i may have to warn him about global warming when they light the candles on his!:p
     
  5. eatmydust

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  6. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    hey Balota, here's an internet birthday cake for you!:D
     

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  7. G30USMC

    G30USMC Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Happy Birthday Balota !
     
  8. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    40-50-60..... That's not old.










    If you're a tree. :D

    Happy birthday, Balota!
     
  9. rockratt

    rockratt Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Happy birthday!!!:D:D:D
     
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  10. Airborne1

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    Hope you had a great birthday balota!!!

    Yeah that's a good idea, although when I hit 60 we opted for a microwave oven as it was safer, and the light inside wasn't near as blinding.:D
     
  11. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Happy Birthday, Balota!
    If I'd known, I'd have baked you a chili cake.:eek:
     
  12. deg

    deg Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Happy Birthday B"old"a - did you ever get your shotgun out of the shop?
     
  13. jakebrake

    jakebrake New Member

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    as a birthday present to yourself, go buy something 50 caliber.
     
  14. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Balota can't shoot a 50 caliber. He's old. It will knock him over.
     
  15. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    There is an assumption in this thread that is not correct. Just sayin'.........
     
  16. Balota

    Balota ... but I used to play keyboards.

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    Wow! Quite a turnout for a guy turning 60! Thanks y'all.

    Deg, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna "B'old'a" than you forever! Yes I got it back. Winds and I shot it. We couldn't hit anything hardly. Then we discovered I had the full choke in it. Duh. Guess Oldtimers has a sudden onset! And of course I didn't have my other chokes with me...
     
  17. Balota

    Balota ... but I used to play keyboards.

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    Actually I have shot a 50 caliber Smith and Wesson with 8 inch barrel. It was pretty impressive but I was still standing. Never shot a Barrett 50 cal, though...
     
  18. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    But now that you're 60, it's different. :cool: Now that you're 60 a fifty cal will knock you over. :cool:
     
  19. jakebrake

    jakebrake New Member

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    60? they said 50!

    hmmm...is there anything in 60 cal?