Halloween in a Box for Zhuk

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Aug 27, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    (Benning is a grossly overweight blonde with a once thriving TV career)

    Australia. You've seen the postcards. The Opera House. The wallabees. Crocodile Dundee.

    But it's not all like that. Remember, Mad Max was filmed there, too.

    Zhuk has been a fun and enlightening member, but apparently, in the land down under, they have no Halloween (Benning sobs).

    If we were to export some of this tradition to poor, starving Zhuk, what would we throw in there? What can't we throw in? What would the shipping be like?

    The guy can't have an AK, for Pete's sake.

    Thinking caps, comrades.
     
  2. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Candy corn & a stencil for a jack-o-lantern. They do have pumpkins, right? :eek:

    And of course, the classic Jasonesque hockey mask & big rubber knife. (hopefully the rubber knife wouldn't get him arrested ;) ) Maybe a Rosey O'donnell & broom would be safer.

    How could they not have Halloween? No Halloween, no guns, deer with concealed carry pouches; i don't think i'm going to visit anytime soon.
     

  3. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    See, I'm with you there. I thought it would be the coolest place on Earth, but my man has restrictions out the wazoo.

    Men at Work came from there.

    Perhaps that was an indicator.:eek:
     
  4. Jo da Plumbr

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  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Hmmmmm.....
     

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  6. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    So you want to put her in a box...

    or put it in her box?
    :D:rolleyes::D
     
  7. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    LOL! I hadn't given it thought. Honest.:D
     
  8. skullcrusher

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    Giddy-up, oom-pappa, oom-pappa, oom-pappa, mao-mao
     
  9. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Oak Ridge Boys fan?? It's a good tune, good group. I went to several concerts as a kid with my family.
     
  10. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    Boy that's some good name that tune sh1t right there.