Halloween Costume *gag* help

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by OlPainless, Oct 30, 2009.

  1. OlPainless

    OlPainless New Member

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    So my wife is dragging me to some Halloween shindig tonight and apparently it's absolutely essential that I be wearing some kind of costume. Now usually I wouldn't care about going to a Halloween party, or as the ladies must like to call it "Dress-like-prostitute-night" party. But, I’ve never had to wear a costume before... You guys have any suggestions on something relatively simple I could make up? I'm not really willing to go spend ammo money on something I’ll only wear a few hours...

    Thanks for your input
     
  2. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    Pull a big ole clear garbage bag over yourself and go as a jimmy-hat! [​IMG]
     

  3. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Adam. 10 characters.:D
     
  4. Yunus

    Yunus New Member

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    Got a military uniform around? I've gone as a member of the USAF before.
     
  5. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Next year I choose the Halloween Costumes

    Halloween 2.jpg
     
  6. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    I walk in dressed like I normally dress(insert joke here), and when someone asks what I'm supposed to be, I tell them that according to my wife I'm an AZZHOLE.
     
  7. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Fold up a white sheet like a diaper. Strip down and apply diaper with duct tape. Go as a baby.
     
  8. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Put on black shirt, black pants and boots. Grab a holster and stop at a drug store. Buy a cheapie toy pistol. Go as a mall ninja.
     
  9. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    Around here, you would get beaten up for that...
     
  10. Hey-you-guys

    Hey-you-guys New Member

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    Go as a zombie. You can just stand there, get drunk, and stare at people without saying anything.
     
  11. OlPainless

    OlPainless New Member

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    Thats not a bad idea but I don't think i can put a tactical light, laser sight, extended magazine, compensator, and red dot on a plastic Glock. Errr make that a fake plastic Glock, wait... toy fake plastic Glock. Dammit! You know what I mean.
     
  12. OlPainless

    OlPainless New Member

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    Another good idea, but, unfortunately I do not.