Guy Selling his Car on E-bay......Must See!

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  1. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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  2. CHLChris

    CHLChris New Member

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    I find it hilariously sad. It will be gone pretty soon, the ad, that is. Somebody should copy that.

    Whether or not it is accurate, I am sad for that woman.
     

  3. cddbrowns

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    I find that freakin HILARIOUS!
     
  4. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I want to see pictures of the wife. 36-27-39 @ 5'8" sounds good to me. :D
     
  5. orangello

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    Funny!
    I am constantly reminded that staying single has been a very good decision for me.
     
  6. cddbrowns

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    Only way you can claim it was a good choice is if it was by choice........(ducks flying bear)
     
  7. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Ack!! I can't read the ad. I am at work!!
     
  8. knfxda

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    The eBay add is a fail without pics of the wife for comparison! Those measurements sounded good to me! :D
     
  9. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    My thoughts as well.
     
  10. Maverick

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    Here you go WOC...............


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    2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
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    Item Location: Lancaster, NY, United States

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    2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
    VIN #:2G1FT1EW1A9137310
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    Mileage: 9,500 miles
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    Body type: Coupe Engine: 8 - Cyl. Cylinder Exterior color: Black
    Transmission: Manual Fuel type: Gasoline Interior color: Other


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    HER or the CAR?
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    But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!


    2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS


    As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a *****y mouth any day.


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    2010 Chevrolet Camaro
    Soon To Be Ex-Wife

    Muscle Car
    Pretentious Witch

    SS Model
    Snob Model

    High Performance Motor
    Motor Mouth Low performance brain

    Extraordinary Acceleration
    Wants Reparations

    6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
    36 27 39 @ 5”8’

    Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm
    Produced My Kids

    6-Speed Manual Transmission
    1-Speed... Slow

    Active Fuel Management
    Active Micro Management

    Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System
    Fully Dependant Decision Making System

    StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control
    Unstable & No Control

    Competitive/Sport modes
    Vindictive Modus Operandi

    Launch Control
    Launches argument at every opportunity

    6 Standard Air Bags
    Mother In Law Windbag

    RS Appearance Package
    Gave Up on Appearance

    RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels
    used rear end needs clearence lights

    Spoiler
    Spoiled

    HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings
    Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places

    Variable-Rate Power Steering
    Variable-Rate ***** Mode

    Throaty Exhaust
    Throating Nothing Ever

    Precision Handling
    Loose on entry

    Under 10k Miles
    Over 10k Miles

    Supercar Performance
    Winning Drama Performance

    Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior
    Carpet does not match the drapes

    16 cty/24 hwy mpg
    2 hours between Tim Hortons

    Rally Stripe package in inferno orange
    Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White

    Competitive/Sport modes
    Passive/Aggressive Modes

    Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems
    Doesn’t Know when To Stop

    Two Tone Leather Interior
    To Tan Leather Exterior

    Never had any problems
    Too Many to list

    Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II
    Unable to Diagnose Problem

    Rack and Pinion Steering
    Armpit Rack






    Mechanical

    Powertrain




    •Base engine size: 6.2 L
    •Cam type: Overhead valves (OHV)
    •Cylinders: V8
    •Valves: 16
    •Torque: 420 ft-lbs. @ 4600 rpm
    •Horsepower: 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
    •Turning circle: 37.7 ft.
    •Base engine type: gas


    DriveTrain


    •Drive type: rear wheel drive
    •Transmission: 6-speed manual
    •Rear limited slip differential






    Suspension

    •MacPherson strut front suspension
    •Multi-link rear suspension
    •Four-wheel independent suspension
    •Front and rear stabilizer bar


    Fuel

    •Fuel type: gas
    •Fuel type: premium unleaded (recommended)
    •Fuel tank capacity: 19 gal.
    •Range in miles (cty/hwy): 304/456 mi.
    •EPA mileage est. (cty/hwy): 16/24 mpg


    Mechanical Options

    •6.2L V8 SFI Engine w/ Active Fuel Management
    •Engine Block Heater
    •6-Speed Automatic Transmission






    Safety

    •4-wheel ABS
    •Front and rear head airbags
    •Dual front side-mounted airbags
    •Child seat anchors
    •Front and rear ventilated disc brakes
    •Daytime running lights
    •Engine immobilizer
    •Front fog/driving lights
    •Auto delay off headlamps
    •Dusk sensing headlamps
    •2 front headrests
    •Passenger airbag occupant sensing deactivation
    •Front seat belt pre-tensioners
    •Stability control
    •Traction control
    •Electronic brakeforce distribution
    •Emergency interior trunk release
    •Front height adjustable headrests
    •Post-collision safety system
    •Tire pressure monitoring

    Interior

    Front Seats

    •Front head room: 37.4 in.
    •Front leg room: 42.4 in.
    •Front shoulder room: 56.9 in.
    •Multi-level heating passenger seat
    •2 -way power passenger seat
    •8 -way power driver seat
    •Multi-level heating driver seat
    •Height adjustable driver seat
    •Leather
    •Bucket front seats


    Rear Seats


    •Rear head room: 35.3 in.
    •Rear leg room: 29.9 in.
    •Rear shoulder room: 42.5 in.
    •Folding rear seat back


    Power Features


    •Remote power door locks
    •Power mirrors
    •Heated mirrors
    •2 one-touch power windows


    Convenience


    •Cruise control
    •Cargo net
    •Front console with storage
    •Front cup holders
    •Front door pockets
    •Remote trunk release
    •Retained accessory power
    •Front seat-back storage
    •Speed-proportional power steering
    •Universal remote transmitter (for garage door, security system, etc.)
    •12V front power outlet(s)
    •Rear parking sensors
    •Tilt and telescopic steering wheel
    •Audio and cruise controls on steering wheel


    Comfort


    •Interior air filtration
    •Air conditioning
    •Front reading lights
    •Leather trim on shift knob
    •Leather steering wheel
    •Front floor mats
    •Electrochromatic inside rearview mirror
    •Dual vanity mirrors


    Instrumentation


    •Clock
    •Tachometer
    •Trip computer
    •External temperature display
    •Low fuel level warning
    •Compass


    In Car Entertainment


    •Element antenna
    •Boston Acoustics premium brand speakers
    •9 total speakers
    •245 watts stereo output
    •AM/FM in-dash single CD player with CD MP3 Playback stereo
    •XM satellite radio (subscription required)
    •Adjustable speed sensitive volume control
    •Auxiliary audio input and iPod integration
    •USB connection


    Telematics


    •Pre-wired for phone
    •OnStar telecommunications service (subscription required)
    •Bluetooth wireless data link for hands-free phone


    Packages


    •Inferno Orange Interior Accent Trim Package
    •RS Package
    •Orange Stripe Package
     
  11. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    I can make a mean roofiecolada. ;)
     
  12. Gus556

    Gus556 New Member

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    Giggity......
     
  13. gregs887

    gregs887 New Member

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    That reminds me of this ad that I saw a few years ago.

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