Guess what the house dummie did..

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by jca1, Feb 20, 2011.

  1. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    Hit myself in the knee with the claw side of a hammer....very hard.:eek:

    Took down the swimming pool and deck. Trying to hook a nail to pull it out and... wack! I finished everything I was set on doing but I'm crippled:mad:

    I'm such a goof ball.
     
  2. skullcrusher

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    That screams pics, man. I refer you to Doc's thread about his son's finger.

    (just be glad it was not square on the shin :eek:)
     

  3. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Get em up, Chris!! We want to see just how bad it was!! :D
     
  4. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    Ohhhhhhh your sick your both just sick!:D

    Just a swollen knee is all, but I can hardly bend it. It doesn't look bad at all but it sure does hurt. I'm always smashing a knee somehow. It's a wonder they work at all any more.
     
  5. Dillinger

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    Jesus Christ man, it's a hammer. This is not a complicated piece of equipment to operate. :eek:

    Just kidding - I recommend some ice for the knee, a few in a glass and a Mojito or six. You should be right as rain by bedtime. :D

    JD
     
  6. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    At least, he'll sleep! :D
     
  7. skullcrusher

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    As JD said, ice 15-20 mins on/15-20 mins off and elevate. Take the Mojitos as prescribed.

    This is coming from someone who has had 6 knee surgeries and they still work. If it starts to lock up or give out, go see an Orthopedist. Or a zombie stripper. ;)
     
  8. Dillinger

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    Quoted for Truth.

    JD
     
  9. M14sRock

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    HAHA!!!!! Best "laugh out loud" of the day!
     
  10. IGETEVEN

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    Owwww! :(

    R.I.C.E.

    And just where the hell were your issued knee pads/protectors inserts? ;)

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  11. c3shooter

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    1. They make a tool for pulling nails. It is called a cats paw. It ain't the thing on the end of a hammer, and you have just found out ONE of the reasons why.
    2. Skip the ice. Go find a bag of frozen green peas. About 15 on- then put them BACK in the freezer, 45 off, reapply. Peas will conform the the shape of a knee, groin, elbow, head. And when you no longer need them, you can eat them.
     
  12. opaww

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    I did not feel a thing
     
  13. JonM

    JonM Moderator

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    well thats what ya get for having the safety off and not keeping it pointed downrange :p
     
  14. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    Well I think it still hurts. After the loss of oxygen to my brain from laughing at JD so hard, I can't feel anything right now.
     
  15. Gatekeeper

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    Glad its not too bad. Next potentially dangerous situation, please take safety precautions:p

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P5qJAI9BIc]YouTube - Ruprect[/ame]
     
  16. Dillinger

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    Glad to be of limited help there My Brother, but please be effin careful next time. :D:p

    JD
     
  17. Car54

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    We're poking a lot of fun at you but seriously keep an eye on the injury for any internal damage. Hope you feel better soon.
     
  18. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    As Jack Handey once said:

    "If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance."
     
  19. Shihan

    Shihan Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Here I had to clean it up.
     

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  20. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    The biggest reason I posted about it was to see what funny things everyone would say. If not for that I would have kept it to myself...I mean it is kinda embarrassing. :eek:

    You guys always come through. I love this place!