Guess what the house dummie did..

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by jca1, Feb 20, 2011.

  1. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    Hit myself in the knee with the claw side of a hammer....very hard.:eek:

    Took down the swimming pool and deck. Trying to hook a nail to pull it out and... wack! I finished everything I was set on doing but I'm crippled:mad:

    I'm such a goof ball.
     
  2. skullcrusher

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    That screams pics, man. I refer you to Doc's thread about his son's finger.

    (just be glad it was not square on the shin :eek:)
     

  3. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Get em up, Chris!! We want to see just how bad it was!! :D
     
  4. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    Ohhhhhhh your sick your both just sick!:D

    Just a swollen knee is all, but I can hardly bend it. It doesn't look bad at all but it sure does hurt. I'm always smashing a knee somehow. It's a wonder they work at all any more.
     
  5. Dillinger

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    Jesus Christ man, it's a hammer. This is not a complicated piece of equipment to operate. :eek:

    Just kidding - I recommend some ice for the knee, a few in a glass and a Mojito or six. You should be right as rain by bedtime. :D

    JD
     
  6. dunerunner

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    At least, he'll sleep! :D
     
  7. skullcrusher

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    As JD said, ice 15-20 mins on/15-20 mins off and elevate. Take the Mojitos as prescribed.

    This is coming from someone who has had 6 knee surgeries and they still work. If it starts to lock up or give out, go see an Orthopedist. Or a zombie stripper. ;)
     
  8. Dillinger

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    Quoted for Truth.

    JD
     
  9. M14sRock

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    HAHA!!!!! Best "laugh out loud" of the day!
     
  10. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Owwww! :(

    R.I.C.E.

    And just where the hell were your issued knee pads/protectors inserts? ;)

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  11. c3shooter

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    1. They make a tool for pulling nails. It is called a cats paw. It ain't the thing on the end of a hammer, and you have just found out ONE of the reasons why.
    2. Skip the ice. Go find a bag of frozen green peas. About 15 on- then put them BACK in the freezer, 45 off, reapply. Peas will conform the the shape of a knee, groin, elbow, head. And when you no longer need them, you can eat them.
     
  12. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    I did not feel a thing
     
  13. JonM

    JonM Moderator

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    well thats what ya get for having the safety off and not keeping it pointed downrange :p
     
  14. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    Well I think it still hurts. After the loss of oxygen to my brain from laughing at JD so hard, I can't feel anything right now.
     
  15. Gatekeeper

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    Glad its not too bad. Next potentially dangerous situation, please take safety precautions:p

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P5qJAI9BIc]YouTube - Ruprect[/ame]
     
  16. Dillinger

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    Glad to be of limited help there My Brother, but please be effin careful next time. :D:p

    JD
     
  17. Car54

    Car54 New Member

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    We're poking a lot of fun at you but seriously keep an eye on the injury for any internal damage. Hope you feel better soon.
     
  18. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    As Jack Handey once said:

    "If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance."
     
  19. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Here I had to clean it up.
     

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  20. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    The biggest reason I posted about it was to see what funny things everyone would say. If not for that I would have kept it to myself...I mean it is kinda embarrassing. :eek:

    You guys always come through. I love this place!