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Well that was short and sweet lol. Hello from Alabama.
Here's the long version:)

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Always a pleasure to have someone else helping keep the lights on here at FTF.

Of course, you DO realize that you really need to start a thread of lawyer jokes to help show you are NOT an attorney.....:p
 

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Always a pleasure to have someone else helping keep the lights on here at FTF.

Of course, you DO realize that you really need to start a thread of lawyer jokes to help show you are NOT an attorney.....:p
I have debated your proposal for all of about um .2 seconds.

For some reason I think that may be counter productive for me.

Someone else should start the thread. I could read and silently laugh.
 

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Maybe just insert one here? Okay..

Three men, a banker, an insurance salesman, and a lawyer were off shore fishing. The boat began taking on water and was going down fast.

Several weeks later, the US forest service found the lawyer, with a grizzled beard, hand hewn spear, and wearing a loin cloth, wandering along the coast. The story he told was amazing.

As the boat began to sink, the insurance salesman tried to swim to shore and was eaten by sharks. Then the banker says, "hey, I can swim fast, maybe I can make it", but he too, was eaten by sharks.

The head ranger listening to the story told by the lawyer, is beginning to suspect foul play. He asks, "how'd you get to shore?"
The lawyer replied, "I swam"
"Well why weren't you eaten too?"
"professional courtesy."
 

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By the way, welcome aboard!
I happen to be quite fond of my lawyer!
 

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Well mine's doing that whole child custody thing, and a good job of it at that (although my ex has made it SOOOO easy on her).
 

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Well mine's doing that whole child custody thing, and a good job of it at that (although my ex has made it SOOOO easy on her).
You best keep him ;) Not her---Him === er Her?
You know wat i mean ;)
 

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I see the confusion...
I call my boy Sue.
My lawyer, a woman, is named Tyler.
Oh bother.... (says Pooh)
 

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