My family was watching Man vs Wild the other day and I saw Bear Grylls chow down on a grasshopper. Now I have heard before that they are edible, but I have a few questions about them. So I know you can gut them by twisting their heads and then pulling the guts out. I also know that you should break off half of the far back legs. I want to know how can you cook them. Can you make like a grasshopper kabob and set it above the flame of a fire? If so what wood should you use? I also heard from some where that it takes 30 grasshoppers to make a meal. Is this true? Any idea how many calories are in a grasshopper? Are there poisonous grasshoppers? I heard that they taste like grass. Any suggestions on seasonings? I've also been thinking about a way to catch them. Could you take a branch and your shirt and construct a make-shift bug net thingy? Lastly... is there anything that I left out?