Boy I thought I had heard it all until tonight . Local TV news reports a a guy who is sitting in jail on a One Hundred Thousand Dollar Bond for the weirdest crime I have ever heard of . Stealing Socks !! Yes socks , the socks of little girls seems to turn him on in some way . Seems he has been doing this and been in prison for it before on and off for fifteen years . Not a single mention of an assault or attempted rape or molestation anything . He even breaks into homes and steals them which is what got him caught this time . He was seen crawling out of a basement window and literally tracked down by a K9 unit back to his home . With all of the violent criminals walking the streets it seems to me this goof deserve to be given what his mother claims he wants , some psychological help not a trip to the state pen .