Good morning beautiful ladies.!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, May 31, 2013.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Since you two are RN's , I have questions pertaining to health issues..!
     
  2. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    I'm not an RN but I like giving bad medical advice.

    What's up?
     

  3. PanBaccha

    PanBaccha New Member

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    Still scratching my head ... :confused:
     
  4. kytowboater

    kytowboater Active Member

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    Readgirl and her friend Cindy? Ar registered nurses.
     
  5. Jagermeister

    Jagermeister New Member

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    Umm, who me? Thank you I guess. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning. No, I will not wear a nurses outfit for you!

    Everything OK Dango?
     
  6. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well , to say freely , (against all odds) would seem fitting ..!

    After my second surgery , I had many weird side effects , of which I will not
    Discuss , (yes , my PLUMBING WORKS FINE)..! I have over come many things already..! But.....! I walk like a drunk at times , for every ten or so steps , Oooops , side step.! If point A to point B were one mile , it would take me a mile
    +1 10 -th..! I walk my butt off , miles , so many , I lost count..!

    Have spoken with doctors .....Hmmmm..! Guess at best , they don't know much
    Of anything .!

    What do I need to do to achieve balance ...? :confused:

    I really don't expect an answer but , whatI got to lose.? :confused:
    Now , that would be me , my style , which is "DRUNKEN MONKEY" ...!
    It's not all that bad though , thee "DRUNKEN MONKEY" is also of Chinese origin
    And a style of "Kung Fu". .! So be it..! :eek:
     
  7. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Yo , Psssssssst.....Shhhhhhhhh....! Secret , Eeeeek.! So much for subtleties..!

    Eeeeek..! :confused:

    And yes , I confess , I find this lady absolutely captivating..!
    If only I were younger ..! And I am free as of Tuesday .!
    Such beautiful visions , Auuuuh..! Yo , back to reality , yeah I kind a ok
    Find her ......? ;)
     
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  8. MattShlock

    MattShlock New Member

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    Stop drinking, stop walking, or at least both at the same time!?
     
  9. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Ok then , a auh , PET ROCK , Sheezzzzz , :confused: , why do I see doctors..?

    AND THANKS , GREAT INFO , WHO WOULD A THUNK..?

    Yo , a big thanks Mattshlong....! :D

    Hmmmm..! Maybe I should drank..? :confused:
     
  10. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Make sure to wear matching shoes. Make sure nobody has jacked up your house (not a good way to wake up).
     
  11. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    That's good advice!
     
  12. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I work in a hospital and I am NOT a nurse but since everyone thinks all women who work in a hospital ARE nurses, I can pretend to be a nurse. :D:D
     
  13. Hairtrigger

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    I am not a doctor but I have played one on tv.......
     
  14. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I'm not a doctor, either, but I know enough of them to pretend to be one. :D
     
  15. xdsman

    xdsman New Member

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    I stayed at a holiday inn express last night and my professional opinion is.... Check with your pharmacist. There are a lot of medications that can cause loss of balance especially when taken with other drugs.... Or alcohol lol either that or it's a brain tumor
     
  16. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo[/ame]
     
  17. towboater

    towboater Well-Known Member

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    Im no nurse, but I have my wife dress up as one from time to time. :D
     
  18. dragunovsks

    dragunovsks New Member

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    When I went to Indianapolis to go through MEPS the girl who came in to take my blood was dressed in digital BDUs, she was the second who tried to take my blood that day. Male nurse tried but couldnt get any, anyways she said, "Im not a nurse but I did stay at a holiday inn last night!". She laughed and said, "Im just kidding, Im really just a truck driver. They just brought me in to help today, now give me your arm!"

    I assumed she was kidding about the second part too.
     
  19. Anna_Purna

    Anna_Purna New Member

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    I'm no nurse, but I play doctor at work ;)
     
  20. txpossum

    txpossum New Member

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    Works for me.