Good for a Chuckle...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Dillinger, Jun 27, 2008.

  1. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

    He inquired, 'Where have you been?'

    God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, 'Look, Michael. Look what I've made.'

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, 'What is it?'

    'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance.'

    'Balance?' inquired Michael, 'I'm still confused.'

    God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. 'For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things.'

    God continued pointing to different countries. 'This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.'

    The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, 'What's that one?'

    'That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains.
    The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, carriers of peace, and producers of software.'

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, 'But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance.'

    God smiled as he said: 'There is another Washington. Wait till you see the group of idiots I put there.'

    JD
     
  2. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    I like that made me laugh
     

  3. RL357Mag

    RL357Mag New Member

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    LMAO - Good one JD!
     
  4. iloveguns

    iloveguns New Member

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    :D:D:DThat was awesome. Thanks for the laugh.
     
  5. dragunovsks

    dragunovsks New Member

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    How true, man. That was good.
     
  6. Catfish

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    To bad it wasn`t the other way around. :) I think he over balanced it. Even though the Eastern Washington is alot smaller, the idots and goof balls per sq. mile is unbelieveable. :eek:
     
  7. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    And I'm not so sure about the Washington in the Northwest either. Well, actually mostly just Seattle. ;)
     
  8. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    LOL - Agreed. The area around Seattle, Bellevue, Redmond could be shipped south to California and greatly improve the region.

    JD