Golf And The Wife.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by JoeLee, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. JoeLee

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    A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

    "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture." We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

    "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

    Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

    "I don't remember much after that..."