Give yourself a psychological evaluation

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Shihan, Dec 20, 2009.

  1. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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  2. Gatekeeper

    Gatekeeper New Member

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    Time to go cut up another hooker

    Sickness Quotient: 94%:D
    WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 94% is very disturbing. :p

    Detailed Diagnosis
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    • Interpersonal Insights
      You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little.
    • Job Performance & Attitude
      You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.
    • Personality Insight
      Your personal motto is "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger." Wrong. What doesn't kill you usually makes you hurt all over and go "Owie!"
     

  3. feedsasquatch

    feedsasquatch New Member

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    Sickness Quotient: 42%:rolleyes:
    Congratulations! At a 42% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted:cool:

    Detailed Diagnosis

    Interpersonal Insights
    You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.

    Job Performance & Attitude
    Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.

    Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "I'm Okay, You're Okay!" Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth.
     
  4. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    My Sickness Quotient was 96%. That means I finally got an A in something.
     
  5. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    Mine was 100% It said I watch to much porn and think with my winky.
     
  6. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    I Passed!!

    Test Results


    Sickness Quotient: 90%
    Your Sickness Quotient of 90% is definitely something to worry about.

    Detailed Diagnosis


    Interpersonal Insights
    You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup. You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car.


    Job Performance & Attitude
    Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.


    Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.
     
  7. freefall

    freefall New Member

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    This test sucks. I was only 56% sick. They must not have read my answers, the heterophobe pervs.:mad:
     
  8. zhuk

    zhuk New Member

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    Sickness Quotient: 42% :confused:

    Congratulations! At a 42% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

    Detailed Diagnosis

    Interpersonal Insights
    You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob.

    Job Performance & Attitude
    You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

    Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "Practice makes perfect.", but since nobody's perfect you might as well stop wasting your time.


    Damn thought I was way sicker than a paltry 42%! Now I feel ripped off in the prescence of all you high-ranking sickos :p


    (OK maybe they got the 'work' bit right lol)
     
  9. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    I don't want to take the test...I actualy might find out I am normal and don't need any prozac
     
  10. TXnorton

    TXnorton New Member

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    48% - Almost well adjusted.......Little do they know!
     
  11. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Sickness Quotient: 77%
    Your Sickness Quotient of 77% indicates therapy may be useful.

    Detailed Diagnosis

    Interpersonal Insights
    You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

    Job Performance & Attitude
    Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.

    Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "Find something you love, and do it." Unfortunately, your test results indicate you really love sheep.
     
  12. General_lee

    General_lee New Member

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    Here's mine.



    Test Results

    Sickness Quotient: 44%
    Congratulations! At a 44% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

    Detailed Diagnosis

    * Interpersonal Insights
    You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.

    * Job Performance & Attitude
    You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick.

    * Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "I'm Okay, You're Okay!" Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth.