Give till it Hurts! (Joke)

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by BigByrd47119, Aug 27, 2009.

  1. BigByrd47119

    BigByrd47119 New Member

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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving in any direction. Suddenly a man knocks on his car window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What going on?, What's the hold up?'

    The man answers, 'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey,Jane Fonda, Michael Moore, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Al Franken, Barney Franks, Chris Dodd, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $100 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

    The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

    The man answers, 'About a gallon.'
     
  2. Shotgun Shooter

    Shotgun Shooter New Member

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    LOL. That was pretty good. Had me fooled all the way to the end. But, everyone knows I'm not the brightest crayon in the box.

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  3. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    It's a good start. :D
     
  4. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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